ask-thecoolestofcool:

Black: Red certainly wasn’t prepared for the opponent he faced. They are, after all, his greatest weakness.

Yellow: Horsetail?

Black: … His other greatest weakness.

Yellow: Oooh! Hehe, you mean kids!

Red: Hey, that little brat started it first! She put a huge wad of bubble gum on my shell!

Black: You didn’t have to make her drop her ice cream cone in retaliation. You should’ve just let her parents discipline her.

Yellow: But dude, I don’t blame her for getting mad! I mean, that was a perfectly good ice cream cone, too! If that was me, I woulda done the same thing!

Red: Ugh, just shut up already! Man, I friggin’ hate kids!

justsomeantifas:

My little brother has brain cancer

We found out in 2016:

see that little dot piece of shit, that’s the cancer that has been destroying his life, 

he has $4k of medical expenses medicaid wont cover because the government would rather let poor people fucking die than actually give a shit.

If you want to help my little brother with his medical expenses so he can get some important work done 

you can donate here: 

https://www.paypal.me/trevorth3

here is his gofundme he made: 

https://www.gofundme.com/5zmzcj-help-me-afford-medical-treatment

If not it’d be cool if you could spread this around, no pressure though. thank you for reading and have a nice day.

ask-thecoolestofcool:

Black: I don’t worry about Green since he tends to stay out of trouble. Yellow is more of a mischief maker, especially as a child, and I usually scold him. 

Red: I personally think a good ol’ spankin’ is well-deserved for kids who do real bad things! How come you never tried that on Yellow, Black?

Black: Yellow didn’t do anything that outrageous that deserved that kind of punishment, and unlike our parents, I’d rather refrain from using that method unless there’s absolutely no other option left to me. 

Dear youngins,

nientedal:

nicocacolaaa:

asidewalksymphony:

intj-confessions:

sacredgayometry:

helloelloh:

When you start a job, WRITE DOWN THE DATE YOU STARTED. Also the date you ended, if it ended. Write down the address. Write down the supervisors name.

You have NO IDEA how many forms this will be on. Seriously. I dont care if you have to email it to yourself on your hello kitty email or something, write it down and keep it. 

Also!! The date any promotion or pay raise is implemented!!

^^^ They seriously ask for this on so many job forms.

Honestly, the best option is to keep it saved in some sort of document on your computer or phone. I use a certain template and just copy and paste it, and refill it every time I go to a new job. Maybe it’ll help others, so here’s the template I personally use.

(Name of the place you’re working at)
Supervisor/Boss name:
Address:
Phone number:
Job Title:
Starting pay:
Ending pay:
Reason for leaving:
Start (From):
End (To):

It’s all shit that you’ll be asked on pretty much any job application. So go forth and be organized kids.

It’s also nice to keep a semi-updated list of references! I have a word document with job history (which includes info from @asidewalksymphony’s post, as well as a general summary of duties) and one with references. I never delete old references, I just add new ones to the top. I try to update all of this, as well as my resume, whenever I’m about to start or leave a job, or a couple of times per year.

Remember to ask your references whether they’re willing to be a reference for you!

chasekip:

the pokemon anime gave me a shot of Mina holding up a piece of paper…you already know what that means

anistarrose:

Alex Hirsch conducting the most vital of research

stonesibare:

awfulbear:

kaedien:

boot up, Bitch

Boot up, Bitch!

MOOD! #2019goals

ask-thecoolestofcool:

Green: Oh, thank you! Red and Pom trained Yellow and I a lot harder than usual in order for us to succeed, so I’m glad it all paid off in the end.

Green: Though, I hope I wouldn’t have to go through that again. 

Yellow: Y’know that’s never gonna happen, Baby Bro! Red’s gonna keep training us ‘til our shells fall off!

Green: Yeah, you’re right. That’s the life of a NinjaKoopa, I guess.

mayor-deer:

This is so pure I love this grandma <3

catalystofthesoul:

So this is just a PSA, y'all should never sign a contract until you read it. I’m talking in rl right now. I just got through reading my employee handbook/service contract and my bosses slipped in a lot of bullshit like telling me I can’t complain about my job on social media, demanding I work off the clock in the name of good service, expects me to show up on time during inclimate weather, and considered disability or religious accommodation a direct threat to the company.

These are all things I took issue with and brought to my employer for further discussion before signing the contract. Most of my coworkers signed without reading, treating it like an internet terms of service contract.

Tl;dr real life is serious shit, lawyers write contracts to protect your employer FROM YOU, read contracts before you sign them - fucking ARGUE about contracts before you sign them

forksthousands:

batch post of poke-drawings, cause i love me some dark types!!

arrghigiveup:

Chinese Kids Are Getting Their Parents, Their Parents’ Parents, And Their Parents’ Parents’ Parents Involved In A Meme

There’s a new meme in China, and it’s very wholesome. The challenge, called “four generations,” includes four generations of family members making an appearance, from youngest to oldest. A son would call his dad, who then calls his dad, who then calls his dad. And a daughter would call her mom, who calls her mom, who calls her mom. The results are super cute.

The videos are being shared on video app Douyin, the Chinese version of TikTok, under the challenge name, “Four generations under one roof.”

[source] [vid source]

This is legit the cutest and most wholesome meme omg

orange-peel-eater:

Yoshi can run no longer

ask-thecoolestofcool:

Red: Pom hooked us up with some bodysuits that the Koopas from our Klan wore! Our little bros just got their own ‘suits and are trying them out right now!

Green: Y’know, I thought these things would feel restricting, but they’re actually quite comfortable.

Yellow: Hey, do you think girls would find me attractive if I wear this?

ask-thecoolestofcool:

Red: Nah, I never had anyone tell me that!

Red: But anyone who’d want me as their cool big brother is pretty cool in my book!